For heaven's sake, don't jeopardize our beloved, traditional GOP majority by actually asking citizens of the nation to vote!
We must continue to pass laws so working poor who bike to work are disenfranchised!
Keep the election on TUESDAY so working people have to choose their wages or their voice!
Open early voting from only 10:30am to 6pm, or else our retail and service industry workers might be able to come to the polls!
Those who benefit from GOP rule must fight to preserve "Reagan and his conservative confederates, who had nothing but ideas, almost all of them toxic." (http://tinyurl.com/5rv5yo)
Avoid a high turnout that will only help those nasty leftists to restore the tax code that historically has proven wildly successful in building up small businesses and the middle class!
Fight to preserve our new American way of life where everyone buys everything at Walmart and we have only one large grocery chain in each urban area!
Should anyone open their eyes and report what they see, or permits what we are pouring in their ears to filter through their brains rather than going directly to their lips, make sure you immediately change the subject to "ABORTION IS BABY-KILLING"!
Pray hard that no one notices that the 'all-American' crowds at Sarah Palin's rallies are lily white, with white supremacist radio operatives and the CCC in the parking lots...avoid any crowd shots at all so no one sees how sparsely they are atttended!
Make sure that all of the newspapers in town are controlled by one company! Don't let the people be confused by TV stations owned by someone else! Keep everyone covering the stories we push thru the wire!
Give equal time to news as to stunts! Don't shirk on giving liars a chance to speak without being challenged on silly things like facts and accurate quotes!
Above all, keep our voting 'pure'! Remember, no one who disagrees with anything at all said on Fox News isn't a 'real' American!
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